Alan Bissett

"A stunning piece of theatre" – TIME magazine on The Pure, the Dead & the Brilliant

Anywhere But The Cities

Dewar’s, Neu! Reekie! & FOUND are teaming up to take to the road with some of their finest guests.

Swapping stories for whisky and visiting faces and places, the whole affair will be captured for broadcast and beyond, and I’ll be making an appearance on the following dates:

Wednesday 15th July – Ullapool – The Ceilidh Place:
With Bill Ryder-Jones & Company, Found, Miss Irenie Rose, Michael Pedersen, Kevin Williamson

Friday 17th July – Oban – Oban Chocolate Company:
With Bill Ryder-Jones & Company, Found, Michael Pedersen, Kevin Williamson

Sunday 19th July – Skye – The Skye Festival at Sabhal Mòr Ostaig:
With Carla Easton (TeenCanteen), Bill Ryder-Jones & Company, Found, Michael Pedersen, Kevin Williamson

Thursday 23rd July – Helensburgh – Tower Arts:
With Withered Hand, Hollie McNish, Ross Sinclair, Found, Michael Pedersen, Kevin Williamson


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What The F**kirk?

I will be performing my new play, What The F**kirk?, this summer. It’s a light-hearted look at the story of the Falkirk area, and coincides with the release of ‘Alight Here: An Anthology of Falkirk Writing’; 20 pieces of new writing and poetry by authors living and working in Falkirk, including Janet Paisely and Aidan Moffat.

Tickets for What The F**kirk? are now available from The Steeple Box Office on 01324 506850, or online here.

WhatTheFkirkA5emailversion(1) WhatTheFkirkA5emailversion(2)You can find out more in my chat with the Falkirk Herald.


Off the Page

I’ll be taking to the stage on Tuesday May 12th as part of Off the Page, Stirling’s Book Festival.

It’s a 7:30pm start at St Ninian’s Library, and tickets are £5/£3. You can get them from the library in person or call 01786 472069 .

For more info, have a look at the Off the Page website.

Greatest Theatrical Hits

April 18th sees me transforming from seductive murderess Black Widow to foul-mouthed chain-smoking Falkirk lass to a range of Scottish fairytale creatures for my Greatest Theatrical Hits show.

To celebrate the release of my Collected Plays anthology, I’ll be performing some highlights from my back catalogue at the Mitchell Library for Aye Write! Glasgow’s Book Festival. The show starts at 3pm and you can buy tickets here.


Bissett is a terrific performer, capable of terrifying, high-speed transitions…[has] wit, sharp political intelligence, and an ability to entertain his growing army of fans.’ – Joyce McMillan, The Scotsman

‘Bissett’s a joy to watch.’ – Fest Magazine

April Dates

Hello! April is just around the corner, and here’s where you can find me:

17th April (Fri) @ Queen Margaret Union, Glasgow. I’ll be joining Elaine C Smith, Kid Canaveral (acoustic), Vladimir McTavish, Suspire, Lady Alba, Robin McAlpine, and many more for Common Weal North Glasgow’s CommonFest. Tickets are £5/£2 and are available here. 7pm start.

Also 17th April (Fri) @ The Mitchell Library, Glasgow. After the CommonFest I’ll be hot-footing it over to Aye Write! to take part in There’s Only One Aye Write! with Denise Mina, Louise Welsh, Christopher Brookmyre, Glasgow’s Poet Laureate Jim Carruth, and singer-songwriter Carol Laula. Tickets are £9 + booking, and are available here. 9pm start.

April 18th (Sat) @ The Mitchell Library, Glasgow. Join me for my Greatest Theatrical Hits show, featuring highlights from my new volume of Collected Plays. Tickets are £9 + booking, and are available here. 3pm start.

April 20th (Mon) @ The Mitchell Library, Glasgow. I will be giving my views on Scottish football as part of The State of the Scottish Football Nation with Ron Ferguson, Aidan Smith, and Stuart Donald. Tickets are £9 + booking, and are available here. 6pm start.

And a special mention goes to my wonderful partner Kirstin Innes’ book launch on April 2nd (Thurs). Fishnet is about sex work, sisterhood and everyday economics, and it’s officially being released by Freight Books on April 6th.


The Ching Room

“A script riddled with priceless back-alley gems” – The Herald

There’s a new run of my debut play from 2009, The Ching Room, in Glasgow on 24-26th of February. From Theatre Revolution, starring Dickson Telfer and Karl Sabir, directed by Iain McAleese. It’s a cracker.ChingRoom

Doors open at 7pm and £5 tickets are available here.

The show then heads to Garnethill Multicultural Centre on March 5th & 6th and you can get your tickets here.

 My new volume of Collected Plays will be available at each performance, and your ticket will get you 20% off too.


I had a chat with STV about David MacLennan, political theatre, and my Collected Plays, and you can read about it here.


The People’s Vow

This is a transcript of The People’s Vow, which I wrote and delivered at the Radical Independence convention on Nov 23rd 2014 at the Clyde Auditorium, Glasgow.  You can watch the speech online here.




On Sept 16th 2014, two days before the independence referendum, the leaders of the main London-based parties made a pledge to Scotland called ‘The Vow’, exhorting us to vote No in return for substantial new powers. History will prove this to be the gimmickry of a threatened elite. We, the Radical Independence Campaign, hereby make a Vow in reply, on behalf of the disappointed, the disaffected, the impoverished and the frightened: the People’s Vow.  This Vow is eternal, and will be honoured for so long as we, and the generation which follows us, and the generations which follow them, have breath in our lungs to do so.


We know that the referendum has changed Scotland utterly. For perhaps the first time in their lives, a majority of working-class people felt empowered to take politics into their own hands, standing up to a British state which has become unaccountable and corrupt beyond repair, staring, without blinking, into the eyes of those who had shown them only contempt. The No vote was concentrated among the wealthy.  This is significant.


As democrats, we recognise the result of the referendum but acknowledge the collusion from all corners of the British establishment, to deceive and intimidate the Scottish electorate into voting in a way which maintained their right to rule.  It was ever thus, but not how it need remain.


Despite the immensity of this pressure from above, 45% of the people of Scotland are alive, engaged and hungry for ideas on how to transform this country. They refuse to go back to sleep.  This Vow honours not only them but the growing numbers who recognise that independence from Westminster is the best way in which Scotland can protect its most vulnerable citizens, can enable working people to control their own economy, can inspire fellow workers across the British Isles, Europe and the world to take up a struggle against their own masters.  The street cleaner, the nurse and the teacher are the oxygen in society’s blood-flow, from which the plutocrat draws like a syringe.  We Vow to multiply the dreaming power of the ordinary Scottish citizen, and magnify their might. In that sense, we are not the 45% but the 99%.


We Vow to end the austerity which has become the creed of the London elite.  To solve a crisis created by the rich, they say, the public must suffer.  We reject their crusade against the poor, both its inefficiency and its immorality. They have the money, but we have the numbers.


We Vow to renationalise or retain in public hands those industries which are in the common good.  Privatisation – a reduction of the necessities for human life to cold profit – is a handshake from the undead.


We Vow to establish green and sustainable energy.  The planet is not the plaything of those who exist in the present.  It is the host for our species, and millions of others which make life on Earth possible. We will endanger neither the health of our citizens nor the infinite beauty of the natural world. There exists a fragile ecosystem, stretching from the child whose lungs are threatened by pollution to the basking shark giving poetry to our shores.


We Vow to establish a republic.  The monarchy is an affront to modern democracy, a feudal relic. How can we call ourselves free when we pay fealty to one family, a family which owns vast tracts of our land, which rubber-stamps our laws, to whom we must ask permission to form a government and whose head ‘purred’ when she discovered our freedom had been denied?


We Vow an opposition to discrimination on grounds of gender, race, disability or sexuality.  We are a community of citizens, human beings and participants in our right to define ourselves, rather than be defined. We are a society proud of our multiculturalism.

Scotland is our home and we fight for the sovereignty of its people, but we Vow to be internationalist.  We are opposed to war – in which common people are compelled by their rulers to kill each other – and imperialist entities like NATO. We especially condemn the all-consuming horror of the nuclear threat.  We must judge a society on its compassion and solidarity, not on its power to invade or annihilate.

We are Radical Independence only because an amoral vacuum has occupied the centre ground. The forces of oppression present war-mongering and corporate theft as a law of nature.  What we propose is not radicalism.  It is the basic normality and decency under which any human should expect to live.

This is the People’s Vow and for this we stand. Before the referendum we said that Britain is for the rich, but that Scotland could be ours. We said that another Scotland is possible. Both are as true now as they were then. We are ready to fight for this future.


So to everyone in Scotland, and the world, beyond this room: join us, and imagine.